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(use-modules (jakob theme)
             (jakob utils sxml))

`((title . "Too Many Requests")
  (content
   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 429: Too Many Requests.")
      (hr)
      (p "Yo, listen up, I got a message for you"
         (br)
         "About this HTTP status code, you should know"
         (br)
         "It's 429, that's right, Too Many Requests"
         (br)
         "You're making too many requests, and it's causing errors"
         (br)
         "Your website's performance is suffering, and it's time to fix it"
         (br)
         "So reduce the number of requests, and your users will be happy"
         (br)
         "They'll thank you for improving their browsing experience"
         (br)
         "And hey, while we're on the topic, don't forget about caching"
         (br)
         "It can help reduce the number of requests, and speed up your site"
         (br)
         "So implement it, and your visitors will love you"
         (br)
         "For making your website faster, and more responsive too"))))