;;; -*- scheme -*-

;;; Copyright © 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
;;;
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;;;
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(use-modules (jakob theme)
             (jakob utils sxml))

`((title . "Internal Server Error")
  (content
   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 500: Internal Server Error.")
      (hr)
      (p "Yo, listen up, I got a problem with my server"
         (br)
         "It's giving me an error, won't let me serve no more"
         (br)
         "I think it's 'cause I'm overloaded, too many requests"
         (br)
         "But I tried to fix it, I even upgraded my plans"
         (br)
         "Still not working, it's like a curse"
         (br)
         "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but I'm trying my best"
         (br)
         "To get this fixed, I'll keep on messing with the code"
         (br)
         "Until it works properly, I won't give up the fight"
         (br)
         "500 error, it's an internal server mistake"
         (br)
         "I know it's frustrating, but please be patient, it's not my fault"
         (br)
         "I'm working on it, I promise you that much"
         (br)
         "So just keep on hitting that refresh button, and soon enough"
         (br)
         "My server will be back to its old self"))))