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+;;; -*- scheme -*-
+
+;;; Copyright © 2019 - 2023 Jakob L. Kreuze <zerodaysfordays@sdf.org>
+;;;
+;;; This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+;;; modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
+;;; published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 3 of the
+;;; License, or (at your option) any later version.
+;;;
+;;; This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+;;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+;;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
+;;; General Public License for more details.
+;;;
+;;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+;;; along with this program. If not, see
+;;; <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+(use-modules (jakob theme)
+             (jakob utils sxml))
+
+`((title . "Page Not Found")
+  (content
+   . ((p "Server responded with a status of 404: Not Found.")
+      (p "Whatever you're looking for, it's not here... anymore, at least.")
+      (p "That could be due to link rot. Perhaps the "
+         ,(hyperlink "https://web.archive.org/" "Wayback Machine")
+         " has it?")
+      (hr)
+      (p "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
+         (br)
+         "Status code 404, that's what it means"
+         (br)
+         "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
+         (br)
+         "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
+         (br)
+         "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
+         (br)
+         "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
+         (br)
+         "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
+         (br)
+         "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
+         (br)
+         "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
+         (br)
+         "It's a warning sign that something's off"
+         (br)
+         "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
+         (br)
+         "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight"
+         (br)
+         "Yo, listen up, I got a new one"
+         (br)
+         "Status code 404, that's what it means"
+         (br)
+         "When a website can't find what you're looking for"
+         (br)
+         "It's like a missed connection, a lost opportunity"
+         (br)
+         "But don't worry, it's not the end of the world"
+         (br)
+         "Just hit refresh and try again, maybe it'll turn up"
+         (br)
+         "Or you could always ask the website administrator"
+         (br)
+         "Maybe they'll have some insights on where to find what you need"
+         (br)
+         "Either way, 404 ain't no joke"
+         (br)
+         "It's a warning sign that something's off"
+         (br)
+         "But hey, it's not the end of the world"
+         (br)
+         "Just keep searching, and don't give up the fight."))))